March 2012
itemfinder: For every new thing that I start      There’s at least one left unfinished And every task filed under “done”      Has a match filed under “didn’t” THIS IS AWESOME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OGDEN NASH.
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In which I write your new OT3
evawrites: I need one of those Tennant fist-shaking gifs with KADABBS!!! written on it.  Because here is Harry/Lestrade/Mycroft fic. Read More Eva may blame Kadabbs for it all she likes. The rest of us can just thank Kadabbs. I don’t do three-ways. I don’t know where the hell you get this business of just shoving everyone together at the lips, Eva. Shame on you. On the other...
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Does anyone else find it weird
bookwormbreakfast: that in that “What people think I do” meme there’s a “what I think I do” AND a “what I really do” box? How can those be different? If you know what you really do, doesn’t that become what you think you do? How can you think you do something while knowing that your thinking is wrong and not changing your thinking? Isn’t that like saying “It’s raining but I don’t believe it’s...
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“You’re like a sweaty octopus tryin’ to unhook a bra.” -Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)
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arbitrary-aubergine asked: So if you've seen Jarhead, you may remember the scene where Jamie Foxx's character says "Fuck. That. Shit." Or not. Regardless, that's what I want to say about your terrible, no-good, very bad day.
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Sheffie: [. . .} (but then it leads to the potentially dangerous situation of *laughing* with things in your mouth, which can ultimately and unfortunately lead to semen in one's sinuses.)
Me: OH GOOD LORD. THAT IS HOW TO GET A MAN PREGNANT.
Sheffie: ...but...ow...NO.
Me: SEMEN IN THE SINUSES.
Sheffie: But...does that mean he'd have to give birth through the nose? NOT OKAY.
Just. Ow. No.
Me: I DO NOT KNOW. MAYBE IT'S LIKE THE OOD.
Sheffie: ...Or is THAT what lead to Athena springing, fully formed, from Zeus's head?THAT IS MY ANSWER NOW. ...so who was Zeus fellating at the time? Hm... So...birth via cranial split caused by a blacksmith's hammer. LINE UP, DUDES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
Me: ...I so need to sign up for your mythology class.
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via e-pic)
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totofliesagain said: Iron Chef: Eva’s Kitchen
evawrites: marmosette: evawrites: The secret ingredient is a bitter awareness of one’s incompetence mixed with a wild-eyed triumph that nothing has burned down. I STARTED A FIRE ONCE WHILE TRYING TO BOIL WATER. I WIN. I am SO proud that you can’t cook. SO PROUD. YOU ARE LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME. I cannot cook. I reject cooking. I will eat other people’s, and I will do it IF FORCED, but LORD...
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totofliesagain said: Iron Chef: Eva’s Kitchen
itemfinder: marmosette: evawrites: The secret ingredient is a bitter awareness of one’s incompetence mixed with a wild-eyed triumph that nothing has burned down. I STARTED A FIRE ONCE WHILE TRYING TO BOIL WATER. I WIN. I am SO proud that you can’t cook. SO PROUD. YOU ARE LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME. I cannot cook. I reject cooking. I will eat other people’s, and I will do it IF FORCED, but LORD...
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I SAID IT IN ASK LIKE IT SAID BUT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT SHEFFIE IS ACTUALLY ABBY SCIUTTO.  PROVE ME WRONG.
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totofliesagain said: Iron Chef: Eva’s Kitchen
evawrites: The secret ingredient is a bitter awareness of one’s incompetence mixed with a wild-eyed triumph that nothing has burned down. I STARTED A FIRE ONCE WHILE TRYING TO BOIL WATER. I WIN. I am SO proud that you can’t cook. SO PROUD. YOU ARE LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME. I cannot cook. I reject cooking. I will eat other people’s, and I will do it IF FORCED, but LORD I hate it. It...
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itemfinder: marmosette: WHO IS BABYSITTING ME TONIGHT?????  BECAUSE I NEED A BABYSITTER!!!  I have had a shit day, people! I mean, like, INCREDIBLY SHIT. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE. And I REQUIRE A KEEPER. I am supposed to be working on amazingly creepy-ass fic and I NEED TO SHOUT A LOT. I SHOUT, OKAY? IT IS WHAT I DO! Also it is SNOWING and I was hoping we’d get by on rain instead but NO it is SNOW...
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elfsmirk asked: I can babysit! I was just planning on knitting and drinking tea anyway. I'll probably let you stay up a little late and read you an extra bedtime story.
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sheffiesharpe: marmosette: WHO IS BABYSITTING ME TONIGHT?????  BECAUSE I NEED A BABYSITTER!!!  I have had a shit day, people! I mean, like, INCREDIBLY SHIT. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE. And I REQUIRE A KEEPER. I am supposed to be working on amazingly creepy-ass fic and I NEED TO SHOUT A LOT. I SHOUT, OKAY? IT IS WHAT I DO! Also it is SNOWING and I was hoping we’d get by on rain instead but NO it is...
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WHO IS BABYSITTING ME TONIGHT?????  BECAUSE I NEED A BABYSITTER!!!  I have had a shit day, people! I mean, like, INCREDIBLY SHIT. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE. And I REQUIRE A KEEPER. I am supposed to be working on amazingly creepy-ass fic and I NEED TO SHOUT A LOT. I SHOUT, OKAY? IT IS WHAT I DO! Also it is SNOWING and I was hoping we’d get by on rain instead but NO it is SNOW and there will be a...
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Fic where Sherlock is a goat
maskedfangirl: I used my downtime at work to write this. I blame Nyxe and her goat spree. — When John got home from the surgery, Sherlock was standing on the coffee table, his dressing gown hanging off his furry shoulders and his hooves stamping at the array of forensics magazines open beneath him. “BORED!” he announced, his voice bleating slightly over the “O.”   John noticed the smiley...
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::boggle::
evawrites: marmosette: verbalhijinx: marmosette: evawrites: marmosette: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites started following you Whoa dude totally honored. (I was hoping someone would have made a gif of the one dude on Firefly talking about his honor, but no one has yet obliged.) It’s your fault for being shiny.  How...
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::boggle::
verbalhijinx: marmosette: evawrites: marmosette: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites started following you Whoa dude totally honored. (I was hoping someone would have made a gif of the one dude on Firefly talking about his honor, but no one has yet obliged.) It’s your fault for being shiny.  How was I to resist?  I have had...
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itemfinder: anglofile replied to your post: killercabbies replied to your post: … I was… marmosette replied to your post: killercabbies replied to your post: … I was… ….Eva won. What, winning, how is there winning? I don’t see the winning. Her sneery Ben gif. She just won. She only used one actual word, and then pictures, and just… I admire brevity because I can’t. :D
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::boggle::
evawrites: marmosette: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites started following you Whoa dude totally honored. (I was hoping someone would have made a gif of the one dude on Firefly talking about his honor, but no one has yet obliged.) It’s your fault for being shiny.  How was I to resist?  I have had those same damn feels when...
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::boggle::
evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites: verbalhijinx: evawrites started following you Whoa dude totally honored. (I was hoping someone would have made a gif of the one dude on Firefly talking about his honor, but no one has yet obliged.) It’s your fault for being shiny.  How was I to resist?  I have had those same damn feels when people manage to splash their...
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“…if I am in jail on Sunday morning for trying to lick a Russian, well. At...”
– You know who you are.
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Pobble Shop.
I think so, anyway. I think I have a(nother) new Tumblr. I am posting shinies. Available shinies. I am pondering the reopening of an Etsy shop. Have massive opinions on stuff. There will be a massive range of crazy. Hate stuff. Like stuff. Any opinion at all is good. The Pobble Shop (becoz dat woz da name I used on Etsy. Pobble is a legit nickname I have had.)
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mybelovedcheshire: velociraider: johnlockismydivision: i wish we could watch fanfiction #they turn really crappy books *cough* twilight *cough* into movies so why not fic? #this should happen one day bbc!Sherlock. #2400 to comment says: WORKING ON IT. In more ways than one.
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