June 2012
Donovan: knock knock
Lestrade: who's there
Anderson: nacho
Lestrade: nacho who?
Scotland Yard: NACHO DIVISION
Lestrade: get out
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zeroi:
tartingshop:
whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of
wanders in
it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!
it’s great
#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE...
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q-bert:
did you know females don’t have to be tough to be a good character
And neither do males.
THIS. GOOD. THIS THIS. This. Ahem. This. THIS THIS THIS.
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klainebutts:
I think losing followers is worth it, cause it means you’ve weeded out the weaklings and you’re just left with the rad fuckers who actually want to put up with your shit.
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evawrites:
eldritch-abomination:
no but seriously if you look down on someone for sleeping with a lot of people I will punch you right in the face
it will be easy because i am short
Eva, I look down on you for sleeping with a bunch of people BECAUSE YOU ARE A TEASE THEN. YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVEN TOUCHING THEM, DO YOU. BECAUSE ASEXUAL. YOU JUST CLIMB INTO BED WITH THEM WITH YOUR FOOTIE...
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Reverse Strip-tease
Mystradedoodles has a prompt list. #1: “Reverse striptease. Mycroft gets sexier the more clothes he puts on.”
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“No.”
“I didn’t ask.”
“The answer’s still no.”
“The answer to the question I didn’t ask.” Mycroft’s eyes narrowed, but he was smiling.
“I’m not going!”
“So I see.” [[MORE]]
Greg groaned and turned his head away under his pillow. Mycroft stayed silent. Greg...
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nyxe:
The couch is growling.
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