Well done, Sirs.
Photo copyright Dan Wooller
Dear Mr Gatiss,
Once you’re tired of your facial hair, could I have it?
Thanking you in advance,
You just mean that you want how well it grows, right? You wouldn’t actually do any of the mad topiary crazy shit he does, would you? See, this is the problem with Mr. Gatiss. With great power comes great responsibility, and he does shit like this to his face, and then the kids start wanting to copy him! ARGH! IT’S GATEWAY FACIAL HAIR. And then pretty soon you’d got handlebars so wide you have to go through doors sideways! *headdesk*
I’m not reading this because Mark Gatiss is wearing eyeliner and everything is beautiful.
Oh, I’m not dissing the Gatiss. He knows it’s ludicrous facial hair - he said so when he was growing it. But he is playing a surreal comic role with it, in a period thing, therefore it’s all totally cool. I just worry about people like MACPYE WHO WANT TO DETROY A PERFECTLY GOOD FACE BY JUST PLAYING MUMMENSCHANZ ON IT. NO. WRONG. BAD. BAD MACPYE. NO SHINY THINGS.
But Mark Gatiss in eyeliner… He’s no Eddie Izzard. I’m trying to be strong. But it just makes me stare at his eyes. And they look so FRIENDLY here. And I can’t be having that in my head right now. He really shouldn’t be allowed out in public with his facial expressions. Three words: ILL. E. GAL.
‘m Just saying I’d like to try all sorts of facial hair styles before settling on (probably) just keeping clean-shaven. But it’s one of the reasons I’d really like to kick my younger brother sometimes. He has all this facial hair, growing out of him effortlessly, and HE DOES NOTHING WITH IT. The bitch.
OH MACPYE! OH. OH. YOU.
Okay, it’s because you have never seen this. One of these is Mark Gatiss. The other one, if you are not careful, IS YOU. XD And this is one of the formative things of my childhood, one of the BEST things I have ever seen, and. Be careful out there, kids. Gateway drug. I’m just sayin’.
Do you mean to imply we’ll have our faces stuck together at the end?
….Possibly more like velcro.