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marmosette:

WHO IS BABYSITTING ME TONIGHT?????  BECAUSE I NEED A BABYSITTER!!! 

I have had a shit day, people! I mean, like, INCREDIBLY SHIT. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE. And I REQUIRE A KEEPER. I am supposed to be working on amazingly creepy-ass fic and I NEED TO SHOUT A LOT. I SHOUT, OKAY? IT IS WHAT I DO!

Also it is SNOWING and I was hoping we’d get by on rain instead but NO it is SNOW and there will be a lot of it and I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET SHERLOCK PEOPLE TOMORROW and this is all just SHIT.

I NEED TO GO WRITE THINGS AND SHOUT AT PEOPLE. THIS IS GOING TO BE LOUD.

SHOUTING IS GOOD. You should bash the snow on the head and send it here, it is warm for some mysterious reason.

It is awful that your day was shit and I hope it can improve in what little time it has remaining.

NO because when I HAVE A SHIT DAY it is the kind of SHIT that LASTS THE REST OF MY LIFE. IT MEANS IT IS EVERLASTING SHIT. 

I MAY GO SHOUT AT THE SNOW. But I am also trying to write a very nice man at the end of his rope AND TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH SHERLOCK AND MYCROFT AND JOHN. And in deep UPSET himself and WARGH.