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  • Sheffie:

    [. . .} (but then it leads to the potentially dangerous situation of *laughing* with things in your mouth, which can ultimately and unfortunately lead to semen in one's sinuses.)

  • Me:

    OH GOOD LORD. THAT IS HOW TO GET A MAN PREGNANT.

  • Sheffie:

    ...but...ow...NO.

  • Me:

    SEMEN IN THE SINUSES.

  • Sheffie:

    But...does that mean he'd have to give birth through the nose? NOT OKAY.

  • Just. Ow. No.

  • Me:

    I DO NOT KNOW. MAYBE IT'S LIKE THE OOD.

  • Sheffie:

    ...Or is THAT what lead to Athena springing, fully formed, from Zeus's head?THAT IS MY ANSWER NOW. ...so who was Zeus fellating at the time? Hm... So...birth via cranial split caused by a blacksmith's hammer. LINE UP, DUDES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

  • Me:

    ...I so need to sign up for your mythology class.

Notes: 10 2/28/12 — 11:20pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zq0S1xHDV6su Filed under: #Not even making this up 
 
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